Third verse, same as the first...
There is no good option. There are only terrible options. Again.
Well, that escalated fast, didn’t it?
Kwarteng was thrown under Rosa Parks’ bus. Truss turned out to be less long-lived than a livestreamed lettuce.
And so, here we are again, with a leaderless government. The UK looks like the disowned offspring of an Italian raped by a Belgian.
It shouldn’t be a surprise that we now see Alexander Boris deGenerate Johnson jockeying to get back into Number 10. There have been mutterings about it in the press literally since the day he moved out.
Polling says that the Tory membership have buyers remorse over Truss, and wish - by an enormous margin - that Boris had never been deposed. I suppose at their age it’s understandable that they’ve forgotten just how incandescent with rage they were at his cacophony of nonsense just six months ago.
Last time round, the parliamentary Tories wanted spendthrift, globalist, billionaire wagglehead Riski Sunak to lead them to the promised land of magic money trees and open-door immigration. A good number of them still want him, because the fruit of the magic money trees has been successfully buying votes for nearly 30 years now.
The Tory members, on the other hand, were so opposed to this Indian spiv getting into number 10 that they voted for the empty dress with the cuckold husband. Literally no-one could have mistaken Liz Truss for someone with leadership qualities but, nonetheless, she was preferable to Maharaja Wagglehead.
Now, we know that politicians don’t lead with a moral or ethical mission, but simply go in the direction that they think will enrich them most and mollify the most voters.
Nadim Zahawi throwing his lot in with Johnson tells us that YouGov thinks - on the basis of the questions it’s been asking - that the public would still rather have Johnson than Sunak or Starmer.
Because - thank the Lord - a great many people in this country think (whether they would give voice to it or not) that Didact is right.
Sunak, in particular, will be a complete disaster. You NEVER want to put an Indian in charge of a Western country – and no matter what Sunak’s passport, no matter how well he speaks in proper Oxbridge Received Pronunciation English, he is INDIAN to the core. If you do not want an advanced Western nation to turn into an Indian-style shithole, do not put an Indian in charge.
Didact is an Indian-heritage man who lives in Australia. He knows whereof he speaks.
Thanks to the God of small mercies, the Tory membership will almost certainly reject Sunak again, and - fittingly - Johnson will be back in Number 10 in time for Halloween.
Johnson is the least worst option, which can leave us in no doubt about what a fucking shitshow this country is. What a shitshow the politicians are. And the media, and the economy, and the general public who have been voting for fairy tales time after time, getting us to this inevitable conclusion.
Fuck you all to death. Enjoy your national collapse, you retarded cunts.
AJ